A driver and four passengers were declared dead at the scene as police arrest a 60-year-old lorry driver on suspicion of causing death by dangerous driving. Aug 07, 2004 In my local rag a couple of weeks ago (Wolverhampton Express & Star) There was an article by the South Staffs Police concerning Overnighting lorry drivers.

First, we would like to say that 9/11 was a horrible event and really isn’t a joking matter. That being said, there are a few jokes out there on the Internet that are not totally in bad taste, what do you think? Is it too soon to laugh? “It’s a bird!” “It’s a plane!” “It’s.

Download Free Grewe Scanner Interface Professional Photographer more. Oh shit, it IS a plane!” Q: What’s Al Qaida’s favorite football team? A: The New York Jets Q: What was the last thing going through Mr. Jones’ head when he was working on the World Trade Center’s 90th floor? A: The 91st floor.

Q: What’s the last thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers? A: Their ankles.

Q: What color were Mohammed Atta’s eyes? One blue this way, the other blue that way! Q: What’s the biggest difference between 9/11 and the Oklahoma City Bombing? A: Foreigners once again prove they can do it better and more efficiently.

Have you heard about the decision about the memorial at the WTC site? The city decided to go with an open park and the worlds largest franchise of the “International House of Pancakes!” Q: What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? A: Two large planes! A man goes to the doctor and the doctor says, “You are suffering from post-traumatic stress disorder from being in the Pentagon when it was struck by a plane.” The man says, “Doc, I think I wanna second opinion! Dhoondte Reh Jaoge Yaar Hamare Jaisa Download. ” The doctor says, “OK- your breath stinks!” What does WTC stand for? – “What Trade Center?” Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world? A: New Yorkers. Some of them go through 110 stories in 5 seconds Q: Why do tourists flock to New York?

A: It’s a blast The FBI has just identified the man who trained the hijackers: Dale Earnhardt. The New Name for New York City: “Manflatten” Today FBI concluded that New York had been hit by a U.F.M (unidentified flying muslim) Q: What did one terrorist say to the other terrorist before boarding their respective airplanes? A: I slam, you slam, we all slam for Islam! The WTC has been destroyed.

Thousands of New York executives feared dead. Hookers all across the city are in mourning. Q: Why didn’t Superman stop the planes from hitting the Trade Towers? A: Because he’s a quadriplegic! Q: What should have tipped off the ticket sellers? A: When the terrorists asked if there was anything cheaper than one-way. Q: What was the quickest escape time from the World Trade Center?

A: Ten seconds flat. What’s the difference between Wembley and New York? Wembley’s still got their twin towers. Then there’s the retarded terrorist who tried to crash the A-Train into the World Trade Center. Top 10 Good Things About The WTC Attack 10.

There are now 18 fewer Arab taxi drivers terrorizing the streets. Flight training schools proved that they are expensive but worth it. People are learning how to spell “Afghanistan” correctly. Plenty of parking available at airports now. Jerry Springer Show was off the air for a whole week.

Sales for U.S. Flags are way up.

Several new job openings now at NYPD and NYFD. Much lower electric bills for Manhattan. Home videos of the WTC attack more spectacular than Arnold Schwarzenegger’s last 5 movies. And the number one 1. Some great new unobstructed views of Manhattan now.,,,.

It may have been 10 years, but people died on the 9/11. People lost family members; they can’t just forget about them just because it’s been 10 years. And, to be honest, if someone close to me had been a victim of this tragic event, I would find these jokes even sicker than i already do. Yes, laughter helps the healing process but, so does happiness and smiles i suppose and there’s other ways to smile, laugh, and be happy. I doubt these jokes would make a victims relative or friend happy and laugh, I think it would make them sad and remember all over again, and they might of healed slightly after 10 years and this’d just set it off again. Just my opinion.

A blonde has just gotten a new sports car. While driving home from the dealer in her new car she cuts off a semi, almost driving it over a cliff. The driver furiously motions for her to pull over, and she does. The driver gets out and draws a circle in the dust and tells her that she can't move or he will kill her. Then he gets out his knife and cuts up the blondes leather seats.

He turns around and sees that she's smiling. So he goes to his truck, gets out his baseball bat, and starts smashing her windows and denting the car. He looks over and sees that shes laughing. Hes really mad now, so he takes the knife and slashes the tires.

He looks back again to see that the blonde is laughing so hard that shes about to fall over. He demands, 'What is so freaking funny?!?!' She then takes a deep breath and says, 'Every time you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle!'